​The Mace thieves and their hidden drummers

I was still trying to figure out what happened in Zamfara State when Mace thieves decided to invade not just the Senate, but our public space.

Without wearing balaclava or any form of disguise, they walked down the aisle of the Senate confidently and grabbed the Senate’s symbol of authority, dashed through the door into waiting vehicles and sped off. They knew we could and would do nothing. They knew we would make noise, scream and throw hefty adjectives at what they had done and then we would move on. They knew the Sergeant-at-Arms was a woman, unarmed, easily harmed.

They knew all they had to do was dress well and confidently walk side-by-side a serving senator and voila, they’d have legislative immunity. They also knew, curiously that the Sergeant-at-Arms and all her lieutenants, all the police aides of the senators, members of the House of Representatives, (109+360, do the math) all the uniformed un-uniformed men and women, security agencies in the National Assembly, would not alert those manning the gate to close the exit. They knew. Did you just gasp? Let me rephrase that last part.

The Mace thieves knew that all they had to do was grab the mace and run. They knew no security agent would stop them. They knew nobody, repeat, nobody, would alert the National Assembly exit and entrance gates to stop them. Yeah, they knew the gates and the gatemen were theirs for the taking. So, they simply strolled in and strolled out. Smoothly.

Recall those were the same gates vigorously manned to prevent then Honourable Aminu Waziri Tambuwal from making it into the Green Chambers and become the Speaker of the House of Representatives under the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Recall too that those gates were firmly shut to ensure senators of the Eighth Assembly didn’t pick a certain set of leaders. But on the day the mace thieves came calling, all gates were flung open. Nobody alerted the gatekeepers. Nobody stopped the escaping thieves. The thieves did not have to scale any fence or climb shut gates like some lawmakers once did.

Suspicious movements. Suspicious actors. The whole thing reminds me of the story of the dancing mammy water. All everyone can see are the dance steps, the goddess’ drummers are deep down at the bed of the sea. A strange death cannot just come into a compound unless it has inside help. Those brazen thieves knew all those proverbs and they did justice to the rhythm of the hidden drums. The drummers must be thoroughly pleased with how things turned out. And the icing on the cake was where the stolen mace was found. Under a bridge, a flyover, near the Abuja City Gate! Every one clap for the Nigeria Police. Good job guys. Didn’t I see a checkpoint around that place the last time I was in Abuja? Yet, it was one  observant citizen, who found this precious national jewel and said hey, isn’t this the Mace I just saw stolen on national television? Great job, Nigeria Police. What would we have been saying if the Mace was never found? I bet the thing was not even insured. Calamitous. Clap for our policemen again. Didn’t they give the thieves a hot chase? Didn’t they shoot into the air to scare the fleeing thieves? I trust them, very conscientious folks.

Now, me I won’t mention any names. I do not know the name of the senator who led the Mace thieves into the Red Chambers. I cannot go and carry another man’s load on my head while dragging mine on the ground. A senator who could smoothly lead the thieves right to the Mace is a dangerous dude. The policemen, who ‘arrested’ him and issued a statement that made no reference to the senator is also belong to a force that should be feared. And then the judge who granted the senator an injunction restraining DSS, Nigeria Police and even Bakassi or Egbesu Boys from harassing him is a fearful man. You see why I said the mammy water’s drummers are deep inside the river?

However, let us put it on record that the thief can get away with thieving for days, one day monkey go go market he no go return. Why a full-grown man whom we have been reporting for almost two decades would do what he did last week is still a mystery. Personally, I have been editing and passing stories on this fellow since 2006, if my memory serves me well. He had attempted to be governor many times. Imagine if he’d made it to Governor’s Office! A Senator who resorted to thugs to help his cause, what would he have done to the Speaker of his House of Assembly if the latter didn’t ensure the budget was passed on time? I see him grabbing the mace and flogging the Speaker to stupor.

All the reputation this senator had garnered over the years, he put them together and fed them into a brand-new shredder in front of millions of Nigerians, indeed in front of the whole world because now, every time his distinguished name is googled, this sad story, plus photos, of his involvement in the Mace thievery will pop up.

About The Author

Mercy Asiegbu is a creative writer, astute thinker and an imaginative-clarify content writer, utilizing every possible form of writing to educate, inform, entertain and present life by Original Design. Follow me on Twitter @bluenaza and on Facebook- Asiegbu Chinaza Mercy.

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