1. Do you REALLY need all of that makeup? Is this even a real question?
2. I’d never pay THAT much just for a lipstick! Tragic.
3. I/guys/girls actually prefer girls who wear less makeup. Um, OK?
4. You look soooo different with makeup! Well, I didn’t spend an hour perfecting my contour to look exactly the same!
5. You don’t even need to wear that much makeup — you’re so
pretty naturally. Thanks, but girls wear makeup because they *choose* to, not because they don’t think they’re pretty enough.
6. Why in the world do you have 10 different shades of red
lipstick? Summer reds, fall reds, winter reds, blue-based reds, orange-based reds … DUH!
7. I don’t get the eyebrow obsession.
8. I don’t wear makeup.